Imagine this my friends. The parental units and I were at the dog park yesterday. It was a winter's day, chilly, the dog park is by the water... so a 'wet' kind of chilly.
So anyway we get to the 'little dog' area and there was already a 'little white dog' except this guy is wearing a red snoopy jacket. Mom thinks he is super cute. I on the other hand do NOT like this dude. He got a bit too personal too soon!
A few minutes later 2 more little white dogs show up... and they are both also wearing a red rain slicker. The mom thinks she is in doggy heaven. These two guys were much nicer than the snoopy guy, and they were Cocker-POO's!!
Just as we got acquainted... TWO more little white dogs ALSO in RED rain jackets showed up!! These guys were just puppies, and one just has his boy bits taken out, but the other one was still 'intact'... so I stayed my distance and watch him try to hump everything in site, including a JOe Stains look a like haha :) Anyways turns out these two bros were Malti-POOS! ha ha!
Mom breaks out the treats... all of us little white doggies converge. 5 in red jackets and me in yellow. (guess mom didn't get the memo...) All was fine and dandy, all doggys were enjoying time with my mom. The first dude (in the red snoopy jacket) was having such a great time that he decided to claim my mom for himself!!!
From here on out it was like slow motion: Mom is standing up talking it up with the other moms... when from behind us (where snoopy's real mom was chatting on the cell) we hear "NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo". All the moms jump and turn, all the doggys freeze in their positions. Snoopy's mom doesn't even get off the phone, but her eyes keep staring at us and the moms. The moms look down.... and Snoopy boy had his left leg raised- mid stream on my mama's leg. My MOM got peeeed on!! (Mom's laughing... she thinks it's funnnnay)
I told Snoopy boy this is not acceptable... with maybe a few choice HBO substitutes. Then I kinda went for his jugular. Long story short... instead of Snoopy boy mom's being apologetic about the whole peeing thing, my Mom was so embarrassed and really Sorry, then I was leashed and escorted out of the park. Like a criminal sheesh! I am the good one!! Now I am in exile from the dog park...boo! I swear, I'm not really a bad bad boy am I?